Of predictions and hopes

My horoscope for today:

Sun Sign: Virgo
Date Of Birth: August 26

Have you been channeling too much time into your career, S? If so, it may pay off for you today. Acknowledgment of both the quantity and the quality of your efforts could come from someone in a position of authority. Don't be embarrassed - you deserve it! Accept the accolades with the honor they merit and then set your sites on new horizons. You've arrived at one milestone - now it's on to the next! Go to it!

*crossing fingers, tits and toes*